catholicism’s only true purpose is to serve as a backdrop for sexy vampire aesthetics
More you might like
People thinking that people like me are a threat to the future of the human race has inflated my self importance. Here I thought I was just Some Guy but apparently my silly little genetic scrunklies (disability) are going to ruin the future if ppl like me ever have kids. I had no idea I was so important! /j
every tumblr user: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it
I aint posting for them. I’m posting for me.
I see your posts tho.
Hazards of following me
interests:
- sinning
- casting the first stone
what they dont tell you about those little hand baskets in the grocery store is if you put enough things in them they get heavy
shoutout to the guy in charge of the train station at my hometown, who doesn’t limit himself to announcing trains but also:
- comments on interesting birds he sees on the platform
- gives completely unofficial weather reports on what he thinks the day is going to be like
- refers to very crowded trains as ‘friendly trains’
- regularly congratulates everyone on having gotten up on time on Monday mornings
- basically seems to use the tannoy system to amuse himself and try and brighten up everyone’s morning commute
- refers to himself as ‘the fat controller’
what magical land do u live where there’s something other than a robot in charge of the train announcing
